Schillermania!

Is there something new about Phil? While watching and re-watching Schiller’s recent appearances in the G5 Intro Movie and the ADC Keynote, we’ve detected a change in the venerable Senior VP of Worldwide Product Marketing. Where is his mullet? Observe the new Schiller on the right compared to his previous appearances:

From left to right: Schiller introducing the iPod, the Flat Panel iMac, and the G5.

Frankly we don’t yet think there’s cause for alarm. After all, there’s a good chance that he’s just temporarily cut it short for the summer time. Who needs all that hair in your face when it’s hot outside?

Maybe he just went to a new barber for the first time. That’s possible. Or, you know, Schiller is a free spirit after all, maybe he hates getting his hair cut. It’s such a drag to deal with appointments and stuff. Philip Schiller, Senior Vice President of Worldwide Product Marketing for Apple Computer doesn’t have time for those kind of hang-ups, man! When he gets his hair cut, he cuts it real short and then lets it grow out for the next several months. Yeah, that’d be just like Schill!

But what if this is the new Schiller and his half-business-mullet is gone forever? Well we will mince no words, if that is the case, let this website be the first to go on the record saying it:

We like the old Schiller better!

Stay tuned for updates to this emerging drama as we head into the fall.